Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're an okay writer.

I promise I won't speak to the other Adam Goldberg

Look, Schmoo, all I ever wanted to do was protect you,

I don't know what the hell that was,

And so shall you.

Oh, man, I loved how Daniel-san beat up all those bullies.

while you're at volleyball practice between 3:30 and 5:00.

(SINGING) You're the best around

Nothin's gonna ever keep you down

You must not give in to distractions.

we both know stage combat, and we both know Karate Kid.

It's supposed to say "Adam F."

No, I have the tournament tomorrow.

There's another Adam Goldberg in school.

What about you guys?

Wait, you saw the movie?

Just One of the Guys. Zabka throws a girl in the ocean.

Fight? What fight? There will be no fight.

I could no longer run and hide.

Otherwise, reality as I know it would implode,

- He's in 11th grade. - He's an actor, too.

Mama will take care of this.

Excellent, my pupil. Excellent.

Yeah, man, this review of Karate Kid is fresh.

if their last name was Smugglins? Who?

BOTH: Wax on. Right hand.

and face the other Adam Goldberg once and for all.

protecting you actually hurts you in the end.