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I could no longer run and hide.
BOTH: Wax on. Right hand.
I will, Mama.
Yeah, man, this review of Karate Kid is fresh.
(SINGING) You're the best around
You must not give in to distractions.
No, I have the tournament tomorrow.
There's another Adam Goldberg in school.
we both know stage combat, and we both know Karate Kid.
Oh, man, I loved how Daniel-san beat up all those bullies.
if their last name was Smugglins? Who?
protecting you actually hurts you in the end.
Otherwise, reality as I know it would implode,
while you're at volleyball practice between 3:30 and 5:00.
Wipe TV.
Mama will take care of this.
Wait, you saw the movie?
Oh!
Nothin's gonna ever keep you down
Look, Schmoo, all I ever wanted to do was protect you,
I don't know what the hell that was,
Just One of the Guys. Zabka throws a girl in the ocean.
You're an okay writer.
I promise I won't speak to the other Adam Goldberg
and face the other Adam Goldberg once and for all.
Fight? What fight? There will be no fight.
It is?
Excellent, my pupil. Excellent.
- He's in 11th grade. - He's an actor, too.
What about you guys?
It's supposed to say "Adam F."
And so shall you.