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- Yeah, but, like, my name in lights? Who am I? Las Vegas.
- And we can get the application in today.
MARIA: Mm, well, you gotta put yourself out there.
- Well, flipping a coin isn't always about leaving things to chance.
- Uh, I realized I didn't pay you for the reading the other day,
CLIENT: Yeah. [chuckles]
[knocks on door] - Hi.
- Always the best choice. - The only choice.
[Maggie clears throat]
Ooh, upside-down six of cups. [Ben chuckles]
- Can I tell you a secret? - Mm-hm.
- Oh, yeah. You know my mom.
- Maggie, psychic readings are supposed to be mysterious.
- You gave up your dream for me?
But I really need somewhere to live,
- It's just 300 copies.
That's horrifying
- Mm-hm. - That's very polite.
- Do you do waxing?
Champagne was a great call. What's the occasion?
I'm making this all about me.
- Hi, I need 300 copies of this "Have You Seen My Dog" flyer.
touch it and see if there's anything special about it.
I'll show you my porcelain doll collection,
I look like a badass. You're onto somethin', kiddo.
You just need the little booklet that it comes with.
- What?! - Yeah.
♪ We were drunk and just a little high ♪
♪ I can see under the cracks ♪
- Okay, well, I'm actually the one who wants to apologize.
Uh, hello?
- You're right. Thanks, Ben.
What if we're the two people in the world that can make it work
- No.
If you need to use the bathroom without a reading, that'll be a dollar.
- Ooh, smart. - Yeah, drink up.
- Hi. - Hey.
- That's great. - Came to me like that.
[chuckles]
[car horn honks] Oh, that's your mom.