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- No, it doesn't matter. - Why?
- Okay, Maggie, I'm in no mood. Thanks to you, your mother is leaving me.
Um, can I get you a sparkling water?
- Oh, sorry. Come in. It's great to see you.
- Come on in.
No, but seriously, if you were feeling that unfulfilled,
- I'll drink to that.
if you'd make a better roommate, or a better girlfriend.
- Mm, I love this. I love connecting people.
It's, um, actually... for this.
Just... saying.
I have a feeling if I got rid of them, they'd just come back.
- Well, maybe she just wants to spend some time with you.
Ooh, what about a window display?
He just moved here from Portland.
You're owning who you are.
- [chuckles] Well, I'm definitely into it.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- Oh, I'm good. I know my ex will come crawling back eventually.
You're driving me crazy. Enough!
[scoffs]
creating trouble in your relationship.
I run my own psychic shop where half the people who come in
in his... personal life.
- Yeah, but did he put dolls in your car?
Hi. PLANT GUY: Hey, hey.
Also, where's mine?
All of a sudden there's an Entourage poster up in the living room wall.
You're speechless!
I would go on Antiques Roadshow, but it's not a walk-in situation.
No one seems to know I'm a psychic.
After 30 years, she doesn't want to be my receptionist anymore.
- Let's give it a shot. - Thank you.