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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Look what I bought today. My first jazz CD.
Tell that to her schmagina.
You've got to hear that on vinyl.
- You do that? - I make the courtesy call!
Samantha... It's not really working for me.
- You play all those instruments? - I learn a few notes,
- On the Jersey Shore? - Upstate New York. And pull!
Some dicks manage just fine.
Here it is.
It was then I started to appreciate a little type of music
It's Valentine's Day! I'm dating someone!
Yes.
I'm dating someone.
- Maybe. - How many blocks?
the bed, where she and Trey had so much trouble as man and wife.
- l, on the other hand, am on strike. - What does that mean?
I can't sing but I can chop.
We needed to catch the relationship up to the sex.
I had a potpie in Vegas once, loaded with corn.
- I had the most intense... - Mind-blowing was the word.
Not necessarily in that order.
And wake up next to me every morning and be my wife.