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Marge, the way I feel about you is as real and lasting as my hairline.
Thank you, Homer.
Your father's just jealous because Vance was our class president in high school.
- He looks happy. - Tears of a clown.
Look who thinks he's smarter than sauce.
The guy owns a few local businesses and everyone treats him like he's God!
(CHUCKLES) But they're nothing compared to meeting you.
(SINGING) The Simpsons
- ALL: Yeah! - Yeah, you should be proud.
- Homie, please come inside? - Okay.
because he wouldn't have gotten together with Mom, his one true love.
Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"
go sports, go!
Our parents want us to go to college.
The true results of this election must never be known.
If you could live in the sauce don't you think I would live in the sauce?
Hot dog! Say, how would you like to work for me?
And the taking of a life is murder! And the punishment for murder is...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna sit under that tree
My name is Homer Simpson.
LUIGl: (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) You could know if you dared.
(MUFFLED SCREAM)
(GASPS) Homer Simpson.
So if you want to build on that, vote for me,
- Lenny, wake up! - Finally you return my shovel!
The girl at the airport upgraded my car. Tonight, I wonder just where you are.
If you could live in the sauce, don't you think I would live in the sauce?
- May I have this dance? - Only if it lasts forever.
(HONKING)
where the beef spells out the date of your death.
Huh? Who said that?