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Our parents want us to go to college.
The guy owns a few local businesses and everyone treats him like he's God!
LUIGl: (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) You could know if you dared.
(MUFFLED SCREAM)
go sports, go!
If you could live in the sauce, don't you think I would live in the sauce?
And the taking of a life is murder! And the punishment for murder is...
Marge, the way I feel about you is as real and lasting as my hairline.
(HONKING)
Your father's just jealous because Vance was our class president in high school.
Huh? Who said that?
- ALL: Yeah! - Yeah, you should be proud.
- Lenny, wake up! - Finally you return my shovel!
Thank you, Homer.
My name is Homer Simpson.
- He looks happy. - Tears of a clown.
(CHUCKLES) But they're nothing compared to meeting you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna sit under that tree
Look who thinks he's smarter than sauce.
If you could live in the sauce don't you think I would live in the sauce?
The girl at the airport upgraded my car. Tonight, I wonder just where you are.
because he wouldn't have gotten together with Mom, his one true love.
Hot dog! Say, how would you like to work for me?
So if you want to build on that, vote for me,
(GASPS) Homer Simpson.
where the beef spells out the date of your death.
(SINGING) The Simpsons
- May I have this dance? - Only if it lasts forever.
- Homie, please come inside? - Okay.
Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"
The true results of this election must never be known.
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