Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm engaged to the quarterback, but yes!

Clear a path, boys.

fits into the southern gothic tradition, that would be great.

Today we induct the newest honoree to the Springfield Wall of Fame,

Whatever complex emotions I feel, they're not why I did what I did.

Mr. President, do you approve of the bailout of the French Club?

is the classiest principal in the business,

- There it is! - The ballot box?

- WOMAN: His heart! - So...

Then we could laugh at him all the way through high school

and they'll say, "Whoever he was, he must've mattered."

- Homer Simpson. - Woo-hoo!

Homer Simpson! I was gonna let you get to fifth base!

(DONDALINGER COUGHING)

(GASPS) My own plaque!

I'll never know what would've happened if I had been class president.