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For I am Costanza, lord of the idiots.
The 94-year-old woman who lived above me.
- And this is Jerry. - Hi.
Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt that it's great to be alive?
Right above me.
Sure. She's getting a bargain too. It's only $400 a month.
I've been up there six times. They refuse to stop.
Septiembre 17, 2004 (de)
9 kids under 10. It was horrifying.
...I have the checks for the first month, last month, security deposit.
...rarely ever thinking of myself.
But...
I have no idea.
It's a good thing her rent was overdue. She'd be rotting there for a month.
they all saw me walk out.
Septiembre 11, 2004 (de)
Septiembre 13, 2004 (de)
- It's just a sociological experiment. - Please.
- What? - They want $5000 now.
BUT, SUDDENLY, A NEW CONTENDER HAS EMERGED.
February 3, 1974th
...will, you know, cramp our styles?
Jerry's the one who got me my new apartment.
Oh, yeah. I like her. She always says hello.
It'll be a permanent road trip. Forget about the home-bed advantage.
what happened to you?