HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Because when Vance beat me in that election, he ruined my life.
That's exactly what it means!
- California casual or business attire? - California casual.
Yep. Back in high school, right before I met your mother.
You... School spirit... Next card... The future...
(LENNY GULPS)
(ALL CLAPPING)
- I see a hair. - You see too much!
Debbie Pinson.
- Hey! - Marge, I still would be married to you,
Oh!
(DONDALINGER CHUCKLES)
With a virgin Tom Collins for me?
And what will I use this box for afterwards?
(BARNEY BELCHES)
You lie. You love me.
- He gave me one of his kidneys. - Yeah, me, too.
Now watch the sauce of bubbling red.
Pardon me. Can my son have his picture taken with you?
- Any other orders, Mussolini? - No. That's it.
I'm filled with respect and contempt for you.
Now, Dondalinger, I want some answers.
All of the tenth graders' lima beans germinated.
I spent all night working on that speech.
So Dad's life would actually have been worse
Hey, Homer. You want to try my new Vance Connorpolitan?
- Just let it go, Homer. - AI Gore?
Why? Why?
Thank you mysterious weirdo
(ALL GASP)
Are you kidding? We couldn't even convince you that Bruce Wayne is Batman!