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Because when Vance beat me in that election, he ruined my life.
That's exactly what it means!
- California casual or business attire? - California casual.
Yep. Back in high school, right before I met your mother.
You... School spirit... Next card... The future...
(LENNY GULPS)
(ALL CLAPPING)
- I see a hair. - You see too much!
Debbie Pinson.
- Hey! - Marge, I still would be married to you,
Oh!
(DONDALINGER CHUCKLES)
With a virgin Tom Collins for me?
And what will I use this box for afterwards?
(BARNEY BELCHES)
You lie. You love me.
- He gave me one of his kidneys. - Yeah, me, too.
Now watch the sauce of bubbling red.
Pardon me. Can my son have his picture taken with you?
- Any other orders, Mussolini? - No. That's it.
I'm filled with respect and contempt for you.
Now, Dondalinger, I want some answers.
All of the tenth graders' lima beans germinated.
I spent all night working on that speech.
So Dad's life would actually have been worse
Hey, Homer. You want to try my new Vance Connorpolitan?
- Just let it go, Homer. - AI Gore?
Why? Why?
Thank you mysterious weirdo
(ALL GASP)
Are you kidding? We couldn't even convince you that Bruce Wayne is Batman!
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