Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I get a parking spot if the assistant principal isn't using it!
- Hey, Vance! - Thanks for coming out.
He proves you don't have to be popular to have everyone like you.
The red head in the park was reading a book.
And one for Vice President Butthead! Cool!
So you see, I disposed of the ballot box to spare your feelings.
(ROCK THE BOA TPLAYING)
staring into a bowl of sauce!
Ballots stolen. Real winner unknown. What is the truth? I gotta know!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(JIVE TALKIN'PLAYING)
So there's a chance I actually won. I gotta dig up that ballot box!
Please! You gotta have some secret agony!
No. We'll take that secret to our graves. I'm talking about... You know.
Yes. That must be it. This is the best of all possible worlds!
(COOK GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLES) Homer Simpson, what a loser!
Oh! Oh! Here it comes! Oh, yeah!
I tell you what. We'll do it under one condition.
Great. Thanks. Listen, settle a bet. Behind that smile, you're dying, right?
(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)
And Dondalinger took that life away from me!