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Wow, did you just break up with Cheryl Tiegs?
If she says anything positive, move along.
Mmm-hmm. And when did I tell you?
Well, you just think you know everything, don't you?
Yeah. Boys.
Look at the man on the unicycle.
So, what's the point?
Well, I had a third one, but it got ruined at that wine tasting
I'm thinking about getting my pilot's Iicense.
If you never find Iove, then it's just meaningless sex.
I knew it!
-You okay? -Yep.
Oh, hey, John. I Iike your work... Not!
Look at the man on the unicycle with a parrot on his shoulder.
That's where it's gotten.
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Well, sure, I... Wait, who's the fourth?
-Highlights! -Okay.
How about we go on an actual date?
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Well, it was still smaller than that thing you had on your Iip for three years.
and I am not finding another dry cleaner.
Hey, would you mind if I asked for your number?
(BABY MET PŁACZ)
Lucky there 's a man who positively can do
I'm sorry. I'II do anything, please!
I want those sweetes Zazoo condoms fun sexy safe
(SIGHS) You can say that again.
What do you think of that, folks?
Okay, it's not my shirt.
Well, good Iuck.
Listen, Washee-Washee, that's my shirt, and I ain't Ieaving here without it.
Put five cents in the hat.
(LAUGHS)
When there's a battle on a gently-moving river, you'II want me.