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that you teach a class in picking up women.
And you know what? I deserve to be Ionely.
Light the beacons.
Dude: *tries bringing Lex home from bar
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go.
-(GRUMBLES) No... -Peter.
-I no have your shirt. -You yes have my shirt!
You shouldn't have tried these tricks on Denise, Brian.
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
AII right.
fuh
What's that?
Fine, shoot me! But you're gonna ruin the shirt.
But if you ask me, she got Iucky,
(BING BONG)
-Do Muriel's clothes count? -No!
My new boyfriend I guess knows you, and told me where you Iive.
#ξ #θ #ώ #λ
Come on, Peter. I'm here to take you home.
I don't know, Brian.
#eight #two #five #two
As you may recall, he hates you.
Well, maybe it is.
Peter, isn't there something you'd Iike to say to Mr. Washee-Washee?
Light the beacons
(BING BONGS OVERLAPPING)
Yay, I helped.
I call him "Barry," you probably know him as "Barack."
Ok What The FUCK
A Iot of babes here tonight.
Brian! What are you doing here?
(CRY ECHOES INTO DISTANCE)
It probably wouldn't have worked out, Iike everything else.
No! You say, "Hi, there!
and we will defeat the Autobots once and for all!
Hey! Oh, my God! Two nights in a row!