Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I retired from teaching long ago.

There's a crazy guy trying to slap me and he's...

Itch. Look, if you're really nervous...

- Crazy. Where did the time go. - I know, it's like, slow down, life.

- You okay? Yeah? - Yeah, yeah.

Stop it. Just stop.

- You gotta move on. - You're making this whole story up.

The slap of 10 million exploding suns!

And at the top...

Baby, it's okay, you didn't mean to. He doesn't sleep.

Lucky shot, I wasn't ready...

He was only president for four months before he was assassinated.

Darn, I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson.

- Cleveland? - Cleveland.

...and only then will you have mastered the slap...

So I will give you much gold...

MARSHALL: So I went to Shanghai...

You must not slap anyone until your training is complete.

At least it landed on the mustard stain.

...to stop wasting my time.

But slapping is now a part of my past.

So for a truly devastating slap, you must harvest the anger of many.

They will teach you the three mighty virtues of slapistry.

When I slap you, it shall be beneath a willow tree next to four women and a tiger.