Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

None of us noticed you were stuck in Shanghai for a year?
Slap this tree.
For your stupid face.
You have shown great slaptitude, young one.
- I'm sorry, just it's not exactly Voldemort. - Bro.
What the?
I'm assuming there's no Mrs. The Calligrapher.
It even inspired a popular Chinese children's book.
The trick to accuracy is to, like, try to be really accurate, okay?
Relax, I'm not gonna slap you right now.
You know what tie goes with that suit? The tie at the top of a Hefty bag.
Why Cleveland?
I hadn't learned accuracy and so I couldn't control it.
[MUSIC SKIPPING]
Slap me.
It's as if my face, my psyche, my soul were covered in that numbing cream...
Barney, I'm well aware that you've developed a resistance...
You got lucky, Eriksen.
The fabled Slapping Tree of Gongqing Forest.
[CHORUS SINGING OPERATIC MUSIC]
Because of the tragedy, I never got to finish my training. I never learned accuracy.
I'm not even gonna... Just, whatever.