Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- 'Cause it was awesome - So awesome

Could you also slap me in the face?

you just go slapped

My training is complete.

...then you realize you're both headed in the same direction.

...but a second ago, wasn't it the slap of a thousand exploding suns?

MARSHALL: My training went on for a year. - A year?

I have much gold.

I'm sorry, I don't understa...

I know, I almost couldn't get through it with a straight face.

- It's time. - But you never completed your training.

- Which mountain? - No.

This is to slap Barney Stinson? Yeah, okay, I'll totally teach you.

I'm sorry, I thought you said you were a friend of Barney Stinson.

...about kicking, you know, because, uh:

You feel the blood rush to your cheek