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Also, I'm sorry, but I retired from teaching long ago.
Cleveland has a lot to offer.
Wait, how did you...?
TED: Oh, sorry, kids.
...half a tiger?
The way that you just got slapped
No, like I said, 10, 15 minutes.
At least there's no tiger.
Look where you're slapping. That's important.
Wait, are you just pretending so it'll be less awkward?
So I did the only thing that I could think to do.
...right in his stupid face. Can you teach me that?
It's a poignant parable whose message is if you love someone, set them free.
He was dying right before my eyes.
Ah! Ah.
First you must meet White Flower, the second master, who will teach you strength.
Put these three virtues together...
I need someone to teach me how to slap my friend just, like, really hard...
But it's no big deal. I prefer being alone. I really do.
Actually, right near the Slapping Tree.
How dare you speak that name?
- It really just happened - Oh, yes, it did
Um, so look, the truth is...
Georgio Arms-Are-Not- The-Same-Lengthy?
Excuse me. Do you know where I can find White Flower?
But here's the problem. You've tormented me so much that I am now immune to it.