Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You didn't go to Shanghai. - He went.

...and then used it for an away-gamer.

- He didn't go. - Totally went.

- You sure you really know how to...? - What is the sound of one hand slapping?

- In the forest? - In Gongqing Forest, yes.

Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there.

I retired long ago.

I thought nothing I said or did could intimidate you anymore.

- Hate to cut in again, but Slap Mountain? - That's right.

Really? Fables BACK?

I'm a friend of Barney Stinson... Ooh!

...just like we've all never taken two live jumper cables...

Retired? You're like 35.

- Good one, you got me that time. - Hey, only one slap left.

Psst. I know what you seek.

- Oh, man. - All right.

You see, I want this slap to be as painful as humanly possible.

Be sure to check out the James A. Garfield monument.

This is to slap Barney Stinson? Yeah, okay, I'll totally teach you.

MARSHALL: And so began my training.