Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here. I'll be him, I'll be him.
You're the selfless one in the group, right?
Me and Abed have an agreement.
Then I guess this is goodbye forever.
I've thought about this day many times,
My constant striving to be the best.
Aww.
No, dummy, the pills wiped me out.
Understood? - Crystal.
It's all here, burnt into this diskette by optical lasers.
But I'm excited about the narrative of the documentary format.
You don't invite me to your Dungeons & Dragons games
Instead, I took over the role of his father.
Actually, I think I'm ready to see him. Good.
1974, married Doreen Fitzgerald, divorced in 1983.
Yeah, Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh, sorry, Abed.
Hey, you know, I assumed that Troy was a fan,
Remember when he had the hiccups and pulled the fire alarm? Just relax.
I've forgiven all of you for the horrible things...
Because I don't care and I'm not gonna let him think that I care.
Things that I may have screamed at Pierce instead.
Annie, I know you're being strong for me,
See how the flea's doormat says "Dog Sweet Dog"?
One dies, stage it to look like a suicide caused by the cancellation of Firefly.
It was the pills. They just took me over. I saw awful, horrible things.
You think Shirley's any different?
right out of the mouths of crippled, starving, malaria-ridden refugee kids.
Oh well. More biscuits for Kunta
I was a huge fan of Rebop.
- Abed, what are guys doing? - It's okay, just act natural.