Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got you a John Grisham novel and a funny little coffee mug.

Oh. That's no good. You don't want your dad to die

I guess the lesson here is that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon.

you'll be the new black sheep or... I'm sorry, that's offensive. Black swan.

Oh, fine. He gave me a check for $ 10,000 to give to the charity of my choice.

say, an actor, or you in a wig,

What does that mean?

I set out to take revenge on Jeff Winger,

Or what? You'll do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay?

And now I've gotta catch this flight... No, no, you can't go.

You're under arrest, I'm an undercover cop.

So do you go to school nearby?

And don't you dare intercut this with footage of me freaking out.

You forget my birthday.

- Moron. - Hello.

Or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one?