Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You think you're giving money to people that need it,
So how much do we all hate Shirley?
Oh, welcome, my old friends. Welcome.
- Your dad or Pierce? - There is no dad.
Not when we're in the Green Zone. That's Iraq.
How much would it cost to change your flight till tomorrow?
No, tell me. Okay, bluff called.
Will you be our Godfather?
I told Pierce a thousand times
You guys think I'm some kind of a joke.
You know, you are a very generous friend.
That's all you've got? Yeah.
Yeah. Blow my mind.
Crowns, presents, punishments, favorites.
of your group talking about you while you're out of the room.
You know what that makes me? A terrible person,
sometimes you hit a speed bump, and sometimes you hit it so hard,
cherish the new friends that you've made.
And now I know that forever.
And because I'm a really generous friend.
Aah! Ha-ha-ha.
What if he is coming? What are you gonna say to him?
I'm crying on the inside.
That's what makes you the perfect recipient of this bequeathment.
No riddles. You're screwing around with everyone.
How do we know what we're being forgiven for?
Oh. Set phasers to "love me."
See? I'm waving.
I'm sure he'll be fine. You know how dramatic Pierce gets.
Those would be my top two wishes.
Called a "complisult." Part compliment, part insult.