Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, I'm out of here.

But you're gonna be eating that pepper,

I'm gonna sneak a couple extra cookies in your cubby.

Oh, whoa, hold on, that's unfair.

But it's never-ending.

Well, I'm thinking I'm gonna transfer Emme

Not me. After years of being a stay-at-home dad to two girls,

Now we're making progress.

through the Straits of Forgiveness, some day,

blowing up the balloons.

I don't see any commitment.

Oh, good, it gets worse.

I've organized '80s Day,

you're above all that.

Yeah. Take it out on Markowitz. Bye, honey. Love you.

(Snaps Fingers)

And that's why you never do stuff without asking your wife.

I told her that you kissed her butt

Why would I do that?

I steer the parenting boat.

When Teacher Resentment Day comes along,

I don't need you

but you just hopped into your little tugboat

I'll munch a spider right now.

How hot is this thing? It's pretty hot.

as captain of the parenting ship.