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Adam, listen to me,
I have three construction projects going on right now.
Hey, honey. What's up?
Oh, Mr. Burns, one more thing.
Well, just hear me out. No.
I mean, he's up in the middle of the night,
No, it wasn't. Oh, sure. Sure it was.
It's not how you say it, it's what you say.
Come back as room parent.
Hold on. So, you just transferred Emme
Trust me, you don't want to do that. Oh, I think I do.
I am the captain now.
That's the Super Bowl of butt kissing.
Emme can come back to my class.
Really? Yeah.
Well, a lot of great stuff was done for selfish reasons.
you're capable of better work.
so they can pretend they're driving?
See, I just kissed my wife's butt, she's not mad.
Hold on a second.
Wait...
Emme's stuck in the crummy kindergarten class.
Not just the bare minimum, right?
Oh, my God.
and I'm gonna fix this.
and then I panicked and start throwing passengers overboard,
Because they talk too much.
when you're wearing a white blouse.
Because I didn't know what that was.
Oh. Pfft.
That's what I thought. I think Emme would be better off
Probably freezing his ass off.
Might even have a little horn.
I should be allowed to make these kind of decisions.
That's her name.
(line ringing)
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