Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

about how I'm too handsome to work at a brewery,
This just in... is what Peter had to say to his wife on their wedding night,
* Yeah *
How you holding up, buddy?
Maybe I got to find friends who can't make fun of my appearance
I sound just like Steven Tyler
You know, Peter's challenging the stereotype
* With love we'll find a way *
Says so right here on my driver's license.
Peter, we're eating. Just tell us what color it was and be done with it.
Yeah, but I'm talking about the kind of friend
Man, I want to beat you with so many things around here.
or like a short section of one musical recording
Hey, bro!
I thought we were gonna go after Becca.
Yesterday, Karen laughed so hard she popped a button on her jeans.
Andrea, y-you set a place for Jiminy again.
Oh, I don't know about that, Jamie. Pigs eat slop, Lois only cooks it.
If I have cancer, we're all going to Brazil.
like some kind of Midwestern teenager.
Okay, I want the deets, like, yesterday.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, now that we've had our fun,
It's green, so it probably makes something go.
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
Well, I'm not thrilled, but I understand what it's like to be friends with women.
Oh, my God! Somebody stabbed the groom!
We were never not friends, you idiot.
Okay, yeah, I got something to say.
* You make the night *
No!
D-Do you maybe have room for one more?
But listen, I-I want you guys to roast me.
What?! Don't you think that's a little dangerous?