Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nice try, nice guy

Are you serious?

[ Laughs ] Jesus Christ, Rick,

Evidence? There's supposed to be evidence?

Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.

We love you so much!

followed by a hasty, corrective flipping

Together, you old son of a bitch! On three!

but in the end, humanity's instinctive dismissal of him

Same as Guatemala?

Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty?

with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball

I also dabble in precision,

Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was --

Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It's a fuckin' alien overlord!

when someone comes back to the office coughing and now everyone seems to be coughing

I don't know much aside from the fact that "Men in Black 2"

shameful unflipping of the initially flipped switch.

When you dont know what the fuck they talking bout

We should never take things for granite.

You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf.

Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.

Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle.

We’re f***ed over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!

We followed your instructions.

Return the Truth Tortoise!

Rick and Morty adventure. -Yeah, right, Rick, I'm all-in.

Summer! Summer.

there's no other way to put it --

Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor?

Let go of me, you little bitch!

Denied the moon stuff, but that's what pedophiles do,

When the squad ignores u bleeding out

"Oh, Everything's Crooked! Reality Is Poison!"

No, don't touch it. Just keep loving Morty!

It's pointless. He's stonewalling.

that happens just ends up sitting in here?

Rick, if we don't unlock those vaccines, Earth dies!

Yes, but you can double time it.

How long have you been saying that wrong?

Wait, you don't...