Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Return the Truth Tortoise!

When the squad ignores u bleeding out

I don't know much aside from the fact that "Men in Black 2"

Yes, but you can double time it.

It's pointless. He's stonewalling.

Rick and Morty adventure. -Yeah, right, Rick, I'm all-in.

that happens just ends up sitting in here?

Wait, you don't...

No, don't touch it. Just keep loving Morty!

Denied the moon stuff, but that's what pedophiles do,

When you dont know what the fuck they talking bout

Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was --

Same as Guatemala?

We followed your instructions.

Evidence? There's supposed to be evidence?

followed by a hasty, corrective flipping

Are you serious?

shameful unflipping of the initially flipped switch.

Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Dolittle.

I also dabble in precision,

Summer! Summer.

Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor?

Rick, if we don't unlock those vaccines, Earth dies!

Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.

Jesus, I made that guy kill himself! Only in a literal sense.

[ Laughs ] Jesus Christ, Rick,

We should never take things for granite.

there's no other way to put it --

We love you so much!

when someone comes back to the office coughing and now everyone seems to be coughing

Nice try, nice guy

We’re f***ed over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!

Let go of me, you little bitch!

Together, you old son of a bitch! On three!

Okay, see those two fleshy sacs under his chin, Morty?

"Oh, Everything's Crooked! Reality Is Poison!"

but in the end, humanity's instinctive dismissal of him

How long have you been saying that wrong?

with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball

Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It's a fuckin' alien overlord!

You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf.