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You're the housekeeper.
Nothing.
Professor Suarez, it's me... Melissa Morgan.
Two minutes. That's all I ask.
She said she needed us here immediately.
(Sighs)
(Gasps) Olivia! Thank God you're here.
is you.
(Switch clicks)
- Yeah. You gotta stop that. - (Chuckles)
Well, if you did, you'd probably use it as fabric softener.
- This is your new maid? - Isn't she precious?
I heard you were looking for a new maid?
My mom will freak,
You always could party with the best of them.
You're happy waxing someone else's Bentley?
Hey! Have you seen my duffel bag?
I'd love to, Bertha. But... (Voice screeches)
Let's go, son.
Valentina told you, didn't she?
(Exhales deeply)
Well, she does the best she can.
Why not ask Marisol to come back?
(Sniffling)
We're good. How are you?
- Oh! How you doing? - (Moans) Mm, good.
This isn't about money. It's about ambition.
Really?
I feel if I save my money and invest wisely,
Uh, why are you telling me this?
I had you for English lit. Professor?
Because I think I've been using it
Yeah. She said she doesn't need it.
Yes, I had a maid who was murdered,
I work next door for the Higgins.
All the people that never dance.
'cause most women are not this beautiful in the morning.
Well, you can stop pretending,
(Dishes crash) Your maid murdered?
You would do that for me?
I've had to learn Cantonese to bridge the gap.
Are you sure?
- Did I say that right? - You did.
It's okay. I'll be back.
(Shouting in Cantonese)
If she doesn't need it, she doesn't need it.
It doesn't work.
You lied to our faces.
What's wrong with your eyes?
(Buckle clacks)
- So? - So I'm starting to...
Why does it matter what I do for a living?
So, uh, how did you two meet?
you want to have lunch? My treat.
(Evelyn) Here she is.
to help me get through the day. That's all.
Why are we talking about this?
Okay?
I'm KINDA BROKE
God bless the L.P.L.