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It's okay. I'll be back.
Well, you can stop pretending,
It doesn't work.
Uh, why are you telling me this?
You always could party with the best of them.
So, uh, how did you two meet?
- Did I say that right? - You did.
to help me get through the day. That's all.
You would do that for me?
I heard you were looking for a new maid?
- Oh! How you doing? - (Moans) Mm, good.
Really?
Valentina told you, didn't she?
What's wrong with your eyes?
You're happy waxing someone else's Bentley?
Are you sure?
is you.
I had you for English lit. Professor?
'cause most women are not this beautiful in the morning.
Okay?
Nothing.
All the people that never dance.
- This is your new maid? - Isn't she precious?
You lied to our faces.
Why does it matter what I do for a living?
You're the housekeeper.
This isn't about money. It's about ambition.
Yes, I had a maid who was murdered,
Hey! Have you seen my duffel bag?
Let's go, son.
(Switch clicks)
God bless the L.P.L.
(Sighs)
Why not ask Marisol to come back?
Well, if you did, you'd probably use it as fabric softener.
Yeah. She said she doesn't need it.
(Dishes crash) Your maid murdered?
(Gasps) Olivia! Thank God you're here.
(Evelyn) Here she is.
(Exhales deeply)
- So? - So I'm starting to...
I've had to learn Cantonese to bridge the gap.
My mom will freak,
Professor Suarez, it's me... Melissa Morgan.
- Yeah. You gotta stop that. - (Chuckles)
(Sniffling)
(Buckle clacks)
Why are we talking about this?
Well, she does the best she can.
We're good. How are you?
I work next door for the Higgins.
you want to have lunch? My treat.
If she doesn't need it, she doesn't need it.
Two minutes. That's all I ask.
I feel if I save my money and invest wisely,
She said she needed us here immediately.
I'm KINDA BROKE
I'd love to, Bertha. But... (Voice screeches)
(Shouting in Cantonese)
Because I think I've been using it