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Tuca, I told you not to shop for Mylar balloons today.
(groans)
Oh, you think that's good?
-♪ ♪ -(water splashing)
Just tossing an idea out there.
Moms don't want balloons They just want their autonomy back
What? So you're not mad
Uh, would you take a picture of me and my wonderful daughter
if I'm gonna feel worse every month?
You look completely worthless.
♪ Esa es mi casa ♪
Oh, yeah, it could be fun. Please!
(sighs) It's just not the same.
Bertie, here's a job opportunity.
-I need these for my mom. -Let go.
-And for looking at boring porn. -Stop trying to be productive.
-Get her to open up. -Ooh!
(chirping)
Will you let me do you in the ass?
Aw!
Yeah, that-that's me! I did that.
Look, Anna, there's something I never got to say to you
Mom, your house is piled with clutter.
is a beautiful, magical time
-Hello, Alfred. -Anna.
FIGGY: Hey, Sweetie-Tooks.
She's a great role model.
It's just that you haven't seen my body in a long time,
Then she died, and everything was such a mess.
and I'm gonna tell you what to say to him.
Okay, have a happy Fledging Day.
Selling Molting Day gifts in the month of Jam?
of the super emotionally available woman who fledged me.
Our conversation will flow like blood.