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And the worst at following my advice.
Look how she texts.
(chuckles) All the pros have one.
Shorts. Whew.
not about this stupid holiday?
Besides, it's a "buy one, get one" deal.
but we can scrub all the dead feathers
-How could I refuse a BOGO? -Okay.
So, what do I do now?
on how not to go crazy while staying sober.
But I'm just so confused.
This period, right after you get canned,
I'm only interested in a pants sale
and I want you to have everything
(Spanish accent): Oh, no.
-You're having a good time? -Yes. Are you?
Fine, but I've got a plan for a smooth Fledging Day.
That is so beautiful.
Tell him not to. Tell him not to!
I-I'm sorry, Tuca. I can't help it.
I apologize. There's nothing more beautiful
(groaning): I'm so tired.
Is she still keeping her Molting Day lights up
(singing in Spanish)
My mom's dead, I'll always be in pain,
Make this our Fledging Day tradition, huh?
This is a bathhouse.
and if she doesn't answer, you'll know that it's you.
(dogs barking)
I feel like you've mentioned you'd like to have
So, you don't run your own bakery anymore?
and palm your grandkids a wad of cash and wink,
(regurgitating noisily)
Ew! Mom, make him stop!
Mom, I tried having my own bakery, but I wasn't ready.
This is for butts and boobs!