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but he isn't very romantic,
and compliment me a little. That's all I want.
I'm your loaf coach, and it's time to slob you up.
SPECKLE: ♪ Hola, mi amor ♪
(groans)
She's become a real mother figure to me.
See? None of this is directed at me.
Now you feel as shitty as I do. Kablam!
I'm the one who's so proud
Bravo! Excellent work.
Bertie, you should make these.
-(gasps) -(gasps)
off your body while you wince in pain.
a deeper connection with her.
Well, hmm, just for starters, she's a fierce,
I know what to do. Mom, look at me.
-(Bertie grunts) -(chewing)
Mom, I already have a job.
(whispering): Okay, Mom. I came up with a great plan.
You can take me to parties. You'll be a living jukebox.
your daughter will take you here.
No, no, no, no, no. You must never practice
-I'll be haunting your ass. -BERTIE: Wait.
(sobbing)
So, how's that nutty neighbor of yours doing?
No notes.
Yeah.
"There is a sale on pants."
that you'll never keep up with.
I get cramps, too.
It can't define you, and it'll never love you back.
and sometimes I wonder.
Mom, that food already exists.
But I had a whole life before you,
-Oh. -I mean, uh...
Now you invest too much money in a bunch of hobbies
They depreciate the moment you drive them off the lot!