Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"There is a sale on pants."

Now you feel as shitty as I do. Kablam!

It can't define you, and it'll never love you back.

that you'll never keep up with.

I know what to do. Mom, look at me.

-(Bertie grunts) -(chewing)

-(gasps) -(gasps)

-I'll be haunting your ass. -BERTIE: Wait.

I'm the one who's so proud

off your body while you wince in pain.

So, how's that nutty neighbor of yours doing?

They depreciate the moment you drive them off the lot!

Now you invest too much money in a bunch of hobbies

See? None of this is directed at me.

She's become a real mother figure to me.

and sometimes I wonder.

and compliment me a little. That's all I want.

But I had a whole life before you,

(whispering): Okay, Mom. I came up with a great plan.

SPECKLE: ♪ Hola, mi amor ♪

I get cramps, too.

You can take me to parties. You'll be a living jukebox.

but he isn't very romantic,

your daughter will take you here.

I'm your loaf coach, and it's time to slob you up.

Mom, that food already exists.

Bravo! Excellent work.

No, no, no, no, no. You must never practice

-Oh. -I mean, uh...

Bertie, you should make these.

a deeper connection with her.

Mom, I already have a job.

Well, hmm, just for starters, she's a fierce,