Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What boring porn site are you on?

-Figgy? -It's nice to see you.

-Oh, my God! -Even when I'm a ghost,

Here, find some stupid activities

It has a high glycemic index.

and his ass is a five at best.

I made a salad that's bad for you.

You see, I was really hot, Bertie.

Dang, I'm already overestimating how cool I would look.

I know what'll make me feel better:

Thanks, Mom. Love you.

now that he's aged 40 years.

Yes, I have. Like a cheese.

you made the food, unlike with Winter.

I can just bake.

And then, two whole days later, she responded,

Your very self-worth depends on it.

I was wrong. You're not worthless.

BERTIE: Look, Mom!

Due to budgetary cuts, we can't afford computers for the school.

My tomato plant died, so I stopped gardening.

It's a decent workplace. Wow, here we are at the spa.

-Ouch! -Uh, you okay, Tuca?

and maybe he'd pay attention to me

Cheep-cheepity chirp chirp.

I'm fine. I'm gonna go sit on my fire escape

I had a great ass.