Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not going to let the party dictate to me.
- I would be so honored. - Great! We'll tweet it.
Actually, you know what? Sing me a song.
Get on the phone to SNL and fix this.
They've got nothing else to do.
I don't know who it's from, but I have to take this call.
You want me to count you in?
might as well be three million miles.
I want you to know universal child care is something
Quit your yakking, 'cause guess who's packin'!
Ma'am, outdoors risks rained-on hair and running mascara.
I know, and I apologize if we have wasted your time.
- That's nuts! - I'm not trying to make you look crazy.
- You called me a cow. - I'm the cow!
or I will sauté your sack, you SNL shitstick.
What does a red sticker mean?
You haven't dressed like this since you were two and a half.
- we have some problems... - Oh, shit.
Okay, where've you been?
that's where you'll see my notes.
That way I don't really have to say it.
but 38% of our kids have no regular child care arrangements.
Who is this gorgeous...?
You forgot to say it was off the record.
- Yes, hold Miss Amy's hand. - Amy was born to be with kids.
No, I didn't. Um...
I'm just gonna embrace it.
we can't go metropolitan if we're not gonna hit Middle America.
going to let them dictate to me.
So now we need to replace Disabled Farmer with somebody else.
Looks like something crawled up in there and died.
What's wrong with that lady's face?
Yeah, after they do one more with me in it.
No, the Dee don't stand for anything.
Huh? Is that a joke?
- Uh-huh. What campaign? - Your child care campaign.
Okay, guys, this is not a drill.
Is wearing out your grinders, eating goober peas!
That clown car got a giant clown in it.
Some sort of optimistic warmonger with a soft spot for educated gays.
Red Stickers assemble!