Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What in the wide world of fuck
- What do you owe me for? - Because you're not gonna run it.
Alicia Bryce, that's right, ma'am!
I wanna know who's responsible for that sketch, you cock...
- The sketch? - Yeah. Three million hits.
She should be rehearsing my speech by now.
Bad news, honey.
I've decided that I'm...
- For real? - Yeah.
- Mmm... - I mean, have a pet is what I meant.
so the car might be stuck there forever.
I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president
- Alicia? - Alicia Keys?
Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.
Really? It doesn't look like you're begging.
He's kidding. I shower, of course.
with the universal child care,
the speech I made in Philadelphia three weeks ago.
shit all over absolutely everything that I stand for.
Leon, do you have any idea what just happened in there?
Yeah, I know, but you can't have
I'm going to be passionate about in my campaign.
Yeah, it is. It's structurally very sound.
You can repeat 100% any time you like, ma'am.
What do you want me to do?
I don't do offended, but I am... affronted that you'd even think that.
- We still have a gap. - Just spread all these guys out.
Amy, what the fuck is happening? Is Mike on crank?
Just upload any draft, I'm going to wing it.
If we could put Mr. West back in the press area
Tip that old Yankee gray!
Okay? Exactly. For the first time in four years,
- Ma'am? - Yeah.
Okay. Bye-bye.
- Yes, indeed. - Silver is the new gold, is that right?
- What the fuck is that? - Yeah, that sounds great! I will. Bye.
It's beautifully put together... like me.
Ma'am. Ma'am, it's Amy. She sounds uncomfortable.
I can't rewrite the rewrite, Kent. I'm still writing it.
Jonah, you are the dick that keeps on giving!
What's wrong?
I know what you're doing, Selina.
Mike, half of America just came in.
My name is Dee. And you're what, fucking nobody?
Oh, my goodness.
Jonah, I'm going to have your credentials checked, Jonad.
And...
- Ma'am, it's SNL. - Give this to me.
Oh, yeah, real professional, Mike.
You are the Rosa Parks of child care!
What do we look like going to any Virginia?