Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's kidding. I shower, of course.
It's beautifully put together... like me.
I wanna know who's responsible for that sketch, you cock...
I can't rewrite the rewrite, Kent. I'm still writing it.
I've decided that I'm...
- Ma'am, it's SNL. - Give this to me.
- The sketch? - Yeah. Three million hits.
so the car might be stuck there forever.
- For real? - Yeah.
Yeah, I know, but you can't have
I know what you're doing, Selina.
Okay? Exactly. For the first time in four years,
What do you want me to do?
I'm going to be passionate about in my campaign.
I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president
- Ma'am? - Yeah.
What's wrong?
Oh, yeah, real professional, Mike.
- Yes, indeed. - Silver is the new gold, is that right?
And...
- What the fuck is that? - Yeah, that sounds great! I will. Bye.
Leon, do you have any idea what just happened in there?
shit all over absolutely everything that I stand for.
You can repeat 100% any time you like, ma'am.
Amy, what the fuck is happening? Is Mike on crank?
Ma'am. Ma'am, it's Amy. She sounds uncomfortable.
Jonah, I'm going to have your credentials checked, Jonad.
- Mmm... - I mean, have a pet is what I meant.
Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.
She should be rehearsing my speech by now.
What do we look like going to any Virginia?
Tip that old Yankee gray!
- Alicia? - Alicia Keys?
Jonah, you are the dick that keeps on giving!
with the universal child care,
Alicia Bryce, that's right, ma'am!
You are the Rosa Parks of child care!
I don't do offended, but I am... affronted that you'd even think that.
Mike, half of America just came in.
- We still have a gap. - Just spread all these guys out.
Really? It doesn't look like you're begging.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Oh, my goodness.
Bad news, honey.
My name is Dee. And you're what, fucking nobody?
Yeah, it is. It's structurally very sound.
- What do you owe me for? - Because you're not gonna run it.
If we could put Mr. West back in the press area
the speech I made in Philadelphia three weeks ago.
What in the wide world of fuck
Just upload any draft, I'm going to wing it.