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Sometimes when I take her to school,
So I'm supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys...
Hey, Amy, where are the chaperones?
like finger or skin. Not one of the hard ones.
- Hello. - Oh.
Okay? And that's base camp.
Peas, peas, peas, peas...
Humph. Yeah, Louboutin. Right.
Wouldn't it be a good idea if I mentioned her in my speech
- All right. - I'm gonna hold you to that.
Like I always say, nothing less funny than a comedian.
I'm very honored. Thank you.
She's got one of the normals here.
You gonna drop your trout and take a crap
- What is it? - I don't know, I found them in my desk.
We're not all planning to die alone like you.
Amy, put her on. Alicia!
- Can we take Mr. Ryan out? - This isn't fair!
It means you're wearing a red sticker. Follow me, please.
I really don't think I'm going to be able to make it.
As a result of that, my entire life has been awful.
He thinks you're great. I'm just gonna remind him.
Oh, hey there!
So what? I had a horse as a kid. Who didn't?
- Dan, maybe today? - Sorry, one second.
- Like she's with a member of the public. - Okay.
And now the Goober Peas and the begging, that's all part of it.
I can feel that air crackling between us, Amy.
I've got a senior up there. I'm looking right at him.
You gonna punch the kid?
I am passionate about universal child care.
Look at that coat. Where is my daughter?
That's the reality, Dan. If you don't like the reality,
Seriously. This is ridiculous.