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That's the reality, Dan. If you don't like the reality,
Okay? And that's base camp.
Wouldn't it be a good idea if I mentioned her in my speech
So I'm supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys...
- Hello. - Oh.
Hey, Amy, where are the chaperones?
You gonna punch the kid?
- What is it? - I don't know, I found them in my desk.
We're not all planning to die alone like you.
- All right. - I'm gonna hold you to that.
Sometimes when I take her to school,
like finger or skin. Not one of the hard ones.
I really don't think I'm going to be able to make it.
Like I always say, nothing less funny than a comedian.
It means you're wearing a red sticker. Follow me, please.
So what? I had a horse as a kid. Who didn't?
Amy, put her on. Alicia!
I've got a senior up there. I'm looking right at him.
Look at that coat. Where is my daughter?
- Can we take Mr. Ryan out? - This isn't fair!
- Like she's with a member of the public. - Okay.
- Dan, maybe today? - Sorry, one second.
He thinks you're great. I'm just gonna remind him.
Humph. Yeah, Louboutin. Right.
Peas, peas, peas, peas...
Seriously. This is ridiculous.
Oh, hey there!
And now the Goober Peas and the begging, that's all part of it.
You gonna drop your trout and take a crap
As a result of that, my entire life has been awful.
She's got one of the normals here.
I can feel that air crackling between us, Amy.
I am passionate about universal child care.
I'm very honored. Thank you.