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Yeah, it's good, except this order's wrong because
It explains me, it really articulates me.
- Hi-ii, Madam Vice President. - How are you?
Here I stand... there you are!
Are you ready? Come on. Here we go.
If you go to paragraph two on page one,
It stands for Mike kinda guy.
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe this!
- I love it. - I retweet you.
Oh, ma'am, SNL just e-mailed me back.
Is there any way to snap her out of this Diving Bell and Butterfly shit?
We can turn water into blowjobs.
The St. Joseph's Children's Choir
But she's basically a good kid.
I'm just mentioning Alicia Bryce by name.
That fucking lowlife? You gotta go lower!
And I wasn't kidding about that jacket.
You hear that?
What in the wide world of fuck do you think you're wearing?
And who wears fake heels at breakfast time?
- Jonad! Jonad! - Mike!
Nice to see you too.
before I nail your squawky throat to it.
Peas, peas, peas, peas, eating goober peas
I loved you on Saturday Night Live. You were hysterical.
Sue, can I impose myself on your diagram over here?
Come on over. Sue casa es su casa, sir.
- Ma'am, may I present your VIPs? - Oh, Karen!
So...
- Axe Body Spray, right, Mike? - Okay, guys?
Jesus, Doyle, where did you just come from?
- That's right. - We need to rewrite the speech!
- Why is that funny? - I can't watch it. Did you see it?
Ma'am, sign off on the Steps lineup.
- Alicia, you and I should talk. - Out that door
What do you mean you don't know
The vice president is so happy that we found you, Alicia.