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- Just sittin' on the co'ner. - What?
And what does USA start with?
- 38%. Ugh. - Two out of every five kids.
- Ma'am. - Yes?
- Thank you, Alicia. - Uh-uh. You're not my friend.
Leon, would you mind smashing his head off
Seniors are the easy vote. Child care is a principle.
And that jacket doesn't work, by the way. You look like a waiter.
Are you threatening me?
Gettysburg, Mount Sinai...
It's not bad, it's homey and friendly.
Dan, this rewrite kicks balls and ass.
of the United States. So you need to go out there.
- You look like a pretty toy soldier. - Okay, don't do a salute.
- What? - They're gonna do another sketch.
- Amy, Alicia requested... - Not happening.
- Some curb-crawlin' asshole. - My name's Jonah Ryan.
Hold up, hold up! Hey there! Alicia, whoa.
Ma'am, does this mean you'll talk about
- Good things come to those who wait. - Gimmie.
Catherine, wouldn't you like to go on this lady's walk?
that was deliberately trying to make us look like twins.
Yes!
- Some other time. - Okay, some other time.
and as you know me, I don't even like high-pressure showers.
Hi, it's Selina Meyer!
We can't lose the farmer. If we do that,
So the chaperones are drowning in children at the moment.
- Amen. - Get off the damn phone, Dan.
It's great. It's locked.
Oh, hey, Steps VIPs. You guys are an inspiration.