Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Children are vital, Kenny Rogers.
Your entire life has been leading up to this moment.
Sorry, yeah. Just yelling at the media. Yes, yes, yes.
I was trying to be conservative.
We just need to nail the wording, okay?
Well, ma'am, in your book, you say that pony grooming
- All right. This is my spot? - Okay, are we ready?
what I'm talking about? I saw it happen!
No, you ain't wasted nobody's time.
Could I talk to Amy?
When a horseman passes, soldiers have a rule
- So distracting. - Yeah, so quit it.
- I don't know. Do we, Amy? - That's not how it works.
You sound paranoid, okay?
President Lincoln should be back from the theater by now.
I can say what I really think.
You look like you killed a hooker.
Are they all as special as me?
Mike, I need Dee. She's outside, I need her to watch Halo.
'Cause then they sound like they're the result of war.
libelous poison from his mother's phone.
I feel good! Thank you all for being here.
Ow! I'm trying to help you, you stupid cow!
- Are we ready to go? - Yeah.
I'm doing the speech outside, all right?
You gotta dig and dig and dig
I will, ma'am... 100%!
Yes.
- Okay. - Oh-hh-kay.
What about taking a dump in your car?
this is slightly worse, Alicia.
Hi-i-i!
- Thank you. - Put your boss on the phone,
I'm mentioning child care. That's it.
Are you kidding me, Dan?
No, I don't watch this show. It's completely juvenile.
It's from a senior member of the party that you hope to lead.
Halo, baby, come out here and meet Miss Amy from the vice president's office.
I'm a reporter. I am straight diggin' your campaign.
I have to take this! I have to do this!
of debt ceiling talks.
- No, you're not going to replace him. - Wait, shit, you know what?
I mean, you know?
has just hit nine on the Sphincter Scale.
Oh, my God, Mike. What are you going to do for an encore?
You pledge this, you can forget about having a navy.
No, universal child care. Rumor has it Selina's dropping it.
Okay, but you still want military first?
Look into that, Mike.
- We're not gonna need you. - This is unbelievable.
- They're gonna what? - Is this your doing?
- Didn't she do a good job? - Yes, she did.
Oh, no. Traffic is really bad,