Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

has just hit nine on the Sphincter Scale.
libelous poison from his mother's phone.
I'm a reporter. I am straight diggin' your campaign.
what I'm talking about? I saw it happen!
Could I talk to Amy?
Okay, but you still want military first?
I have to take this! I have to do this!
No, I don't watch this show. It's completely juvenile.
I can say what I really think.
You sound paranoid, okay?
of debt ceiling talks.
You look like you killed a hooker.
No, you ain't wasted nobody's time.
- Thank you. - Put your boss on the phone,
Yes.
I'm mentioning child care. That's it.
Well, ma'am, in your book, you say that pony grooming
President Lincoln should be back from the theater by now.
Mike, I need Dee. She's outside, I need her to watch Halo.
- Didn't she do a good job? - Yes, she did.
Oh, my God, Mike. What are you going to do for an encore?
- We're not gonna need you. - This is unbelievable.
I mean, you know?
You pledge this, you can forget about having a navy.
You gotta dig and dig and dig
- I don't know. Do we, Amy? - That's not how it works.
Hi-i-i!
Halo, baby, come out here and meet Miss Amy from the vice president's office.
What about taking a dump in your car?
When a horseman passes, soldiers have a rule
- Okay. - Oh-hh-kay.
- They're gonna what? - Is this your doing?
Oh, no. Traffic is really bad,
I'm doing the speech outside, all right?
Ow! I'm trying to help you, you stupid cow!
Children are vital, Kenny Rogers.
It's from a senior member of the party that you hope to lead.
Are you kidding me, Dan?
'Cause then they sound like they're the result of war.
Sorry, yeah. Just yelling at the media. Yes, yes, yes.
Are they all as special as me?
this is slightly worse, Alicia.
Look into that, Mike.
No, universal child care. Rumor has it Selina's dropping it.
- So distracting. - Yeah, so quit it.
- Are we ready to go? - Yeah.
I feel good! Thank you all for being here.
I will, ma'am... 100%!
- All right. This is my spot? - Okay, are we ready?
We just need to nail the wording, okay?
I was trying to be conservative.
- No, you're not going to replace him. - Wait, shit, you know what?
Your entire life has been leading up to this moment.