Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see you found it... the Room of Regret.
This Saturday Night Live shitstorm
You can see my nipples in all the photos.
That's actually the least of my worries right now.
Ma'am. Child care?
Okay, sweetie, I am not a bitch,
That's like Journalism 101.
- You kinda lame. - Mike?
Then go and change this outfit.
- Ms. Bryce? - Mm-hmm?
Kent, this is Alicia Bryce, the universal child care lady.
Could you go back to where you were standing?
Leon, today is a very high-pressure day,
I know, right. She wants universal child care, right?
- Jonad! Jonad! - I'll find my own.
All right. I'll talk.
- Sue Wilson. - Oh.
taught you about how tough it is for American farmers.
- We dated. - We worked together.
Ooh, I just made an omelet, I'm a hero!
- What? - Excuse me?
I have had a hard, lonely, miserable life.
Ooh, you're VIP!
It's okay. I fixed her.
- Senator Doyle is correct, ma'am. - No, he's not!
Great. Let's do it.
If somebody takes a shit in your car, what are you gonna do?
Yeah, we are delighted too!
- She's late, ma'am. - She better have been in an accident.
They cry out at their loudest
Why don't you change?
I'm so sorry.
I thought maybe it was your panic.
Okay, great pee!
Yeah, but not a bad one. An easy one,
What do you want me to do? Juggle? Dance?
Ma'am, I didn't get a chance to say on the phone,