Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How long has she been like this?
It's like my 21st birthday.
Like those Tibetan throat singers, Dan.
It's like SNL is going back in time and abusing a child.
Or my 18th birthday. Or every other birthday, okay?
- Yes, please! - Gosh!
- Dan, you take this... right now. - What?
Okay. Your big day is a travesty. I get it.
- No. No, no, no. - No. Are you kidding?
Doyle? You're kidding me. I'd rather get advice from a fucking Ouija board.
I'll tell you what happens. They get bullied when they're little at school,
Oh! Great minds think alike!
'Cause don't nobody talk to Dee like that, okay?
Because that is my decision.
live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
That's right! It starts with you!
You don't check your facts.
And you need to stop behaving like a little bitch.
What's the hold-up?
- Forever. - 15 minutes.
I know we got slightly derailed today
The vice president is going to West Virginia next month
- Get it? - Yes, ma'am.
The veep wants you to be with her
Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!
- Mike McClintock... - No, you are not taking it.
and they're stuck in traffic, so we may not make it to the steps.
Yes, she's really, really into it.
has come down with a vomiting bug. All 30 of them.
I... Where I grew up, my dad called my mom a cow all the time.
- Beg? - Yeah.
Mike, I'm absolutely running the story.
- Which was fantastic. - Which was fucking fantastic.
I thought you just said it was locked.
- Mike, this is just a press release. - No, it's not.
- to become Steps Superstars! - Yay!
Know what, Leon? I'm the future of news media, so...