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Now, which one is better, the blue or the green?
Not many people know that I'm blind in one eye.
like it's a real response.
I can't believe you've been lying. Why?
racially nuanced babies.
and I... am blind.
in Burbank.
Good morning, little guy.
(grunts)
Ah, this is really gonna put ICU over the top, Meg.
(chuckling): Oh. Ball one.
here's a video of Radiohead front man
the Eminenema.
I'm not Dad. I'm Pete the Pirate.
I'm not ruining it, I'm expanding it.
I don't want to deal with.
I'm sorry, I just‐‐ I hate being so dependent
(whispers): She doesn't know about the balloon.
I don't know, I kind of want to hear his Archer impression.
Feed her, bathe her, drive her places.
♪
Do you like Jack in the Box? Then you're in luck.
Women's issues. And the environment.
I can't see you, because I'm blind,
Shh, shh, shh.
or whatever dumb (bleep) this one's about.
for the rest of his life.
Oh, my God, it's a kid!
Or even a father, really.
Just as I thought. You're Far‐Sided.
Even the people closest to me
from your sodium headaches,
(whistling)
Mom, I made some ICU T‐shirts.