Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, Lois, you've disappointed a lot of people here today.

It goes in slim clear and comes out slim shady.

Okay, that's all for now.

you'll now have to do for yourselves.

on other people.

Doug, there you are. Thank God!

Lois, how did you know it was Reese Witherspoon

Well, there must be some way short of a lawsuit

There's the one where you compared

I love you, too, Vanessa Hudgens.

you slap your sticker on.

We're friends. Sometimes he comes to my art shows,

Thank you all for coming today.

Okay, don't be the person who just says "same,"

(sighs) I don't have a dog or a brother.

But you can still see, like, the stove and laundry, right?

Thank you, I'm blind.

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You know, sometimes the darkness gets overwhelming,

Hey, guys. My dad made you another list.

She walked here from Guatemala. She'll be fine."