Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That must've hurt. Let's see it from the other side.
The name of...
Your Mom would have been so happy to see you out of your shell like this.
That's not me, by the way.
Red Mist! Where the fuck are you?!
What if Kick-Ass did it? I feel like I should call the cops or something.
No radioactive spiders, no refugee status from a doomed alien world.
Oh my gosh! Dad.
What the fuck d'you...
- Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? - What's up?
Comic books this kid reads, all fucking day long.
Daddy, look.
...and he came up with a plan to get rid of Daddy.
Oh, no, no, no, it's me, it's me. All right?
That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse I ever heard, Tre.
The glass of fashion and the mould of form.
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I'm good. Yeah, much better.
Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.
Well, let her in.
We have no merchandise on the street at all?
On the promise that I'd look out for her.
Good Morning
Okay, pop quiz. What's the proper name for one of those?
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...guys like Rasul get mixed up in stuff and...
Add to shopping cart.
Tony Romita, one of America's most wanted crime kingpins,
- We could make the next showing... - Hell, yeah.
Are you serious? The guy owns.
Kick Ass' MySpace... 16,000 and counting.
...are burnt to ashes and buried.
...I gotta tell you... that hurt.
Welcome back. Breaking news,
Oh, I know. But, Katie...
Kick-Ass...
I never felt more alone.
...watching the entire 'ugly Betty' box set and did pedicures.
...quit being such a smart-ass.
So I guess you're not gonna line up for that new Kick-Ass comic, then?
He's with Katie, obviously.
Yeah. It's gonna have a meltdown.
Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?
Mysterious traveler from another dimension.
Do you think they caught him?
I gave you all them names and addresses.
Listen to me.
But lucky for you... I picked it up.
I hate getting punched in the chest.
In the shape of a giant cock.
Holy fuck... everybody's dead!
Oh, dude, that is one gay-looking taser.
Guess we're not invited.
♪ You make me wanna die ♪
♪ We are young ♪
Well, I wish you wouldn't worry.
...it's over.
If you're right, we'll look like the biggest pussies in New York.
A price on our heads? What is this, the wild west?
Would you do anything differently?
I gotta send a public service message to the people out there...
You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Not too fast.
When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn. Okay?
All right?
That's okay. It's not a problem.
Kick in my bedroom door and you'll probably find me watching TV...
Hey, go finish your oatmeal.
I got recommended some like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat,
Hot chocolate... extra marshmallows.
You know, in America we say stick like this. Baseball bat.
Who the fuck are you supposed to be? The green condom?
♪ Are they thinking ♪ ♪ of you or of me ♪
Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers...
- It is what it is. - How about that, huh?
- What the fuck just happened? - Hey, hey, somebody find the lights.
My life had turned into some fucked-up dream I couldn't wake up from.
and over here we have contestant number 9... georgette needs her laxatives!
Katie worried about me getting hurt,
- Is it gonna hurt bad? - Oh, child.
Yeah. You know, I really don't think that's what it looks like.
...on top of it and then into it. Right in the middle of it.
I don't wanna see any of you bitches sitting around on your asses,
And until we find out who that is,
A world full of superheroes, huh?
Here we go.
♪ We're not cool ♪
♪ Turn it upside down ♪
...we do them all together.
5 years later he left prison, and he was ready.
More importantly, I talked her into mailing Kick-Ass.
...that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting...
Oh my gosh. That is cool.
...wait till they get a load of me.
Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show.
I'm here to see Rasul.
...for all you cavemen out there...
Yeah, man. You and me together, we would own.
Get in the car. Get in there.
who's filling in for julie white? cheryl de coursey.
- Sure. Thank you. - Okay.