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Well, me and Erika sometimes hang out after school

I'm telling you, the, the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.

I always wanted to say this...

♪ We are young ♪

At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a superhero.

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Or see what me and Katie's kids would look like.

- How cool is that? - What?

Not any more. Gigante put on a movie show for us.

oh dear grandma snell fancy a dirt bike ring cake? yes one that can divorce just in case!

♪ Opportunities for eternity and ♪ ♪ I could belong to the night ♪

I need you to get rid of Kick-Ass.

Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.

Yeah, what's with that? She has, like, no tits at all.

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Worst thing that could have happened to Daddy.

who's filling in for sue williams? kevin lewis.

♪ You make me wanna die ♪

You know what? Todd said they do still make count Chocula.

Had I ever been a real superhero?

I love you, too, Daddy.

Because, for the first time in my life, I had something worth living for.

yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some corvorting in canberra.

Cos I promised my girlfriend that I'm done with all this shit.

you are about to court judge jew! the people are jewish! the rulings are judy shiendalin of judge you! the cases are just judith shiendalin! this is just judy jewish!

Even with my metal plates and my fucked-up nerve endings...

You are so fucking dead, man.

So, we're sitting there totally naked, right?

Yeah, he's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.

I should warn you, that asshole Gigante is looking for Kick-Ass.

Good at getting his ass kicked.

I meant like pyjamas and clothes and stuff.

He did very good. Don't kill him till I get there.

Cos I feel like I'm gonna start crying...

- Nice shot, by the way. - Thank you.

The doctors fixed me up pretty good.

He's going in the alley.

You're fucking crazy, kid.

Do you feel like checking out that new Kate Hudson movie...

I got why people didn't risk their lives for strangers.

- Shut up. - Now you say Fernandez is dead.

So I'm sure as hell not gonna let my Dad die for nothing, too.

Why can't I have a gun? I'm a security guard.

I wish you wouldn't have said anything.

You're gonna be fine, baby doll.

It's not even true. The medic threw my clothes away.

I called it preparation.

How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?

Is this Frank D'Amico's place?

Listen, they're on to you. Do you hear me?

I think you're crazy

I'm so glad you're here. I'm in such a mess.

Thank you, Cody. We appreciate your co-operation.

who's filling in for Sarah Swan? Brando Mcwarrington.

Marcus became the child's guardian...

...was making deposits in the whack off warehouse for later.

What The F**k are you looking at? Huh!

Now can you remember the number?

Fire is our friend.

Dude, if anybody did it in real life they'd get their ass kicked.

♪ No bridge to burn ♪

That is one weird sounding bazooka.

Murder, superheroes breaking into my bedroom.

I gotta do a Kick-Ass thing.

He's with me, he's okay.

Well, do you think they can help us?

...shares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive, man.

Oh, hey, I read those old Ditko Spidermans you gave me.

Okay, maybe I was still in the beta testing phase.

So I told her, sit on my lap,

Hey, what's going on?

I miss you both.

- Want some coffee? - Maybe later.

Eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you any more.