Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just go.
Yes it is.
♪ I would die for you, my love ♪
♪ We are young ♪
- Morning, Ange. - Morning.
He can catch a bullet. Halt a speeding train.
- I, I was only trying to surprise you, I'm sorry. - Dave?
He caught a drug dealer. Some most wanted guy.
- The guy that looks like Batman? - I didn't say he looked like Batman.
Yeah.
They selling paper plates and napkins at the store now?
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Different superhero.
- One guy? - I think.
Well, this is my business.
I look like fricking Wolverine.
And a bratz moviestar makeover Sasha.
I didn't say like Batman. I never said Batman.
Give me a break, it's been a week.
♪ We are strong ♪
Oh, the fuck!
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Frank, we got a thing.
Are you crazy?
No!
And I, of ladies most deject and wretched...
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
Thank you.
It was Sal's phone. They found it in his hand.
I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me?
- That's not fair. - Life's not fair, get over it.
Hit girl. Manners, honey.
What?
...it could be one of the most widely viewed live events in web history.
Sir?
You call this playing, Damon?
You do now.
He's going in the alley.
Exactly.
...but we could see widespread server crashes...
Okay. you douches. Let's see what you can do now.
♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪
Okay, okay, okay.
It ain't gonna bring her back, Damon.
You'd think one would give it a try.
Now move!
who's filling in for bruno mars? grace uwase.
I don't fucking believe this.
♪ No other way to be ♪
Red Mist!
That doesn't even make sense.
Out of your gay little taser when you fire it.
Phones. Money.
Hey, I know some very bad people up town. Really nasty individuals.
What? Huh?
...Katie's all about the lame ducks.
Tomorrow. Wednesday, she's got one of those volunteer things.
I'm right here now, baby.
You deserve better.
Don't take it personal. We don't trust anybody.
There wasn't a whole lot of crime-fighting in those first few weeks.
What?
rays or a power ring to make a superhero.
Fuck. Shit. Damn.
He should call himself ass-kick instead.
who's filling in for melody henderson? grace uwase.
♪ Everything in your ♪ ♪ eyes, your eyes ♪
Oh, you're Rasul?
Oh, just peachy.
I got this e-mail from this chick.
Veneer Punches Velvet
- Sorry, hon. - Do what you gotta do.
You bought this to spy on the nanny when I was a kid.
Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?
Your call. But you know we're around if you need us.
♪ We're not cool ♪
who's filling in for jordan feliz? bek candysmileyoubeen.
We're only gonna miss the trailers.
...we didn't get beat up and have all our clothes taken off.
Back here. Come on, let's get you home. Come on.
Who sold...
Me neither. Turn on nippleslip.com. It's good.
And all the things I'd never do.
Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it.
...Mindy was born.
Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!
Hey, I got one of those.
Hold on, you're telling me one guy killed 8 of my men tonight?
it used to be juthat she found to dye her hair red and grill gillian southam under pressure but she quit so it would be julie white taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
♪ With a crash and burn ♪
...love you.
There are no clues as yet as to the exact nature of the broadcast...
But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy.
- Shit. - Let's get out of here.
I was just a regular guy.
Come on!
A superhero never reveals his true identity.
Hot damn. I always wanted one of these.
♪ Take a chance on me ♪
My only superpower was being invisible to girls.
I'm Ki... I'm a friend of Katie's.
- Never heard of him. - Okay. Heads up, all right?
Dave.
No, no, no! Come on, please!
♪ Look inside your eyes ♪
That's because I used low velocity rounds, child.
dionne was on the bloontybloontybloont shift wasen't she? she was only because she was so evil.
I want Kick-Ass' fucking head on a stick, and I want it now.
Tony.
You better fire this asshole.