Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You wanna get a dog? - Yeah, a cuddly Fluffy one.

I know I can do it. I just need a few things.

No. Jesus. No, I... I wasn't even...

And what is this?

But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.

You just contact the mayor's office.

Turns out we ain't got the vice here no more.

Follow him, round the corner.

The point is, there's only one way a superhero can trust a stranger, and..

Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Kick-Ass? Are you sure?

Kerosene. Yes, the silent killer.

you are about.. judge jew of you courting shiendalin!

Hey, man, can you hear me?

Someone's next door neighbor.

Big brother, watch and learn.

♪ Are they thinking ♪ ♪ of somebody else ♪

Oh, yeah. Didn't see that, did you?

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I could buy you one sometime if you need someone to talk to.

...who were very good at getting bad guys.

♪ You make me wanna die ♪

Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?

♪ Show me all the things ♪ ♪ that I shouldn't know ♪

Have a good night.

You okay, buddy? You look tired.

♪ And I would die ♪ ♪ for you, my love ♪

- You guys have been mugged. - I know, but...

- Or find out what happened on 'Lost'. - Spicy, spicy.

Prison was not his natural habitat.

yes beryl trayal? why is the B missing? because i'm in gym class.

I got 100 guys can fix a problem, you'd hire some putz in pantyhose?

...the only epiphany I had was realizing that life just goes on.

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So you don't actually read comics?

See, we like you, but we don't trust you.

Time to go home.

You meant Erika.

Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?

And I'm also not gay.

That's just hero.

...I can be that stranger. You've just gotta give me a chance.

He was so young. No-one should have to die that way.

Oh, shit. Shit, I hadn't thought. My God.

♪ You make me wanna die ♪

Louie? Oh, hey, Chris. Uhhuh.

And these are my friends. Come on in, guys, say hello.

As a great man once said...

Of the word but you don't pronounce it...

Not the part about the superhero, Frankie.

Appreciate that.

Kick-Ass was gone but not forgotten.

Check this. You're gonna fucking love this.

Well, there's this one guy, Rasul. I felt so sorry for him and...

I'm gonna convert you to a comics reader right now.

Stay? What like when we have a sleepover?

Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who would win in a fight?

You wanna be my sidekick?

I wanted to get you breakfast this morning.

Hey, you're crazy. Please!

This better be pretty serious, dude.

- Pussy. - Give me the bag.

Hey, Joe, yeah.

What's the difference between Spiderman and Peter Parker?

♪ A girl can do what she wants to ♪ ♪ do and that's what I'm gonna do. ♪

You wanna go fight some crime?

Look, I'll have a benchmade model-42 butterfly knife.

I was getting back to my old self.