Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She's safe. - Can I see her?
♪ Every time I look ♪ ♪ inside your eyes ♪
No, not if she thinks he's gay, Todd. You fucking retard.
The world I lived in... heroes only existed in comic books.
And if it wasn't for you...
...after a video of his intervention of street gang violence...
♪ We are strong ♪
Your boy did good, Frankie.
I'll give you a motherfucking high-five.
♪ An' I don't give a damn ♪ ♪ 'bout my bad reputation. ♪
I got it.
What the...?
Mindy MacReady.
...he would have been proud of both of us.
...that being a superhero is bad for your health.
who's filling in for chris jacobs? julie power.
We don't do them individually...
I need these things.
Come on, be honest with yourself.
In the 18 months since my mother died...
...I care about you a lot.
My condolences, Frank.
You wanna use my cell phone?
...became the most watched clip on the Internet.
No.
Sleep tight.
Defending the citizens of New York from the forces of evil.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry, man.
That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
I don't fucking believe it.
He must be someone's son, someone's brother,
♪ I'm running in the light ♪
God, I wish I had a son like you.
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i approve of you killing meghann markle harry dear! she'll want you to kill her! yeah! (gun clicks) boom! you're dead megann markle! you evil witch! the queen should've said no!
I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your 'business' where I'm not wanted.
See what's really going on.
We'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
But getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.
Far from being put off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist...
Here, kitty. Here, Mr. Bitey.
♪ I see your eyes ♪
What, this is my choice? I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?
...but there's nothing special, either.
This work like a regular microwave?
Welcome to this special edition of eye on New York.
They make the best white chocolate milk-a-latte.
...but you can't just re-programme yourself...
who's filling in for wayne kennedy? emma catchfield.
fuck you
Kids nowadays in their tights.
♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪
God-damn it, just sit down.
Fire. Fire is good.
Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.
Since when I asked you fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass and you don't deliver, that's when.
It's not all about the money.
I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.
Eeny, meeny...
What kind of children's enter-fuckingtainer is that?
Is it me or do you kinda feel sorry for Chris D'Amico?
No, I just...
He got something to do with you, Damon?
It's only me, boss. Everything's under control.
- Leave him alone. - Fuck off, it's none of your business.
So I'm gonna need to get back pretty soon.
Hey, asshole, you can't use the front door now.
Frank, honey.
Oh, child. You always knock me for a loop.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Me? My hardware was fixed now.
So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.
All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself.
- 700 miles an hour. - 700 miles an hour.
But it was a start.
You started some kind of fucked-up superhero club?
I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want.
♪ We are strong ♪
Straight up. And listen, if you...
♪ And everything you love ♪ ♪ will burn up in the light ♪
Great.
♪ We're not cool ♪
So you should probably use the window.
Yo, kid. Who the hell are you?
It's okay, we're cool.
- Get out of my house! - Katie, I'm not gonna hurt you.
And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.
- All right, and then... but, you know... - Whoa, whoa, whoa pussy patrol.
Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
Yes, but he had all the expensive shit that doesn't exist.
Sweet. Well, I'll see you later.
No, that's still my Mom, actually.
You are fucking awesome.
After you.
He's been on D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.
The AR15 was a lighter...
...but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
Ever since I was little I've always wanted a friend...
They use it for treating the lumber.
And there was no-one I could talk to about it.
♪ We are young ♪