Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This better be on the up and up, or you're going to be flatter than that card and just as full of holes.
Thanks.
What I'm trying to say is, uh, we hit it off just like we've known each other all our lives.
You?
Why, they're just made for each other.
Yeah, get it livened up a little.
But maybe it'd help if you'd have a little talk with her.
Don't go looking for a sweetheart for me.
By a computer machine.
Yeah, ain't you been reading the papers?
Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.
See if you can get something for Ellie.
About her what?
He likes the same things that you do.
Oh, there's no doubt about that.
Oh, thank you.
Well, I think you're prettier than a mess of hog jowls and sweeter than a tub of sorghum.
Who's the special date?
Yeah.
Oh.
We have a human stockpile of thousands of people, all sizes and types, eager to meet you.
Why don't you?
Sheep dip.
Oh, well, I must have heard the name wrong.
What's Roto-Romance?
It's the unhappy truth.
Computer machines, perfect woman.
Oh, I didn't even bother to check.
That's why I left.
Howdy.
Okay, you could be my aunt.
All this is Jethro's doing.
Could I sit down, too?