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- Hey, Jer. - Hi, Elaine.
Ponytail? Get real.
Yeah, I'll pick you up right now. All right. Okay. Gotta go.
It was very emasculating. He doesn't know the nature of our relationship.
I'm putting this guy right out of commission.
Ponytail? Get real.
- What do you mean? - What do I mean?
Hi, it's me, Jesse.
Then they'll match my sneakers.
- Elaine. - Oh, hey.
Okay, well, you guys are gonna have fun here.
- Turn in? - Yeah, I had a tough day.
- All right. - See you later.
I don't think you can return an item for spite.
Why?
Can’t do it
...and these are the world-famous corisso buttons...
Wazzupguys: [Create=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) (Content isn't in accordance to community guidelines.) how dare he!
Mister austin resident you like 75 degrees
That's ridiculous.
Hey, sweetie, how was your day?
Well, you already said spite, so...
- Can't do it. - What do you mean?
You weren't supposed to say that.
So the wig mas-
They make wigs out of human hair?
Can’t do it
Yeah, it should arrive imminently.
...this amazing little black dress. It was sleeveless.
Unknown Tale: (Not a parody.) how dare he!
What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
For spite.
So I didn't like the crest all that much, but the guy spent 15 minutes with me.
There's your champagne coolie.
- Like a shrimp farmer- - Okay.