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For spite.
- Yeah. - Do I really have to explain why?
Pony tail? Get real
...made from the finest antelope horn.
That's an argument you can't win.
will there be a free exchange Of sex and orc cum
Well, you've got that big, comfortable bed...
We ask that you please bear with us.
Well, so fine, then. Then I don't want it. That's why I'm returning it.
I'll need you to write down your phone number on the check for me.
Well, do I have my bullets? Do I have my bobby pins?
I don't know when the whole wig thing came into style for a man...
It’s very emasculating
- Mary Kay? - Mary Kay car.
- I'd like my deposit back, please. - What's the problem?
You said I was a robot, so...
- But I changed my mind. - No, you said spite.
Well, can I sleep with you?
And it doesn't even have to be a big doubt, you know.
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
- You have change for 20? - Fifteen?
- So? Who is he? - Some friend of his from England.
What is the big deal?
- Can't do it.
Those fanciful narratives really take me away.
Does it say anything in the contract...
I'm trying to reach Craig Stewart. He left this number.
Bear with you?
Oh, yeah, the Nicole Millers.
Get a calendar, honey. It's the '90s.
Can you take me over to Jiffy Park?
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