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I mean, what are you saying?
Mm-hmm, that one.
(honks)
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to Trustafarians for Horse Justice.
Okay.
and coated with powdered diamond.
Be gone, urchin. We have work to do.
(laughs) Goulash!
you just wind up with a store.
I mean, he's messed up.
A man who discovered Rick Ross
Well, I don't.
♪ You're broke now ♪
Uh... let me ask my wife.
I've never had one of those newfangled swipe-a-ma-jigs.
Uh, or with me. (chuckles)
I know it's crazy, but he needed me.
and the thing I love about you most
(growls)
(women vocalizing)
Mr. Burns, what are you doing in this death hole?
Yeah, I used to be Jazzy James.
Well, before long, another aimless soul
I should've seen it all coming.
for money!
I just wanted to be ruthless,
I could barely shut up and go along with it.
How dare you?! How dare you?!
That was a long time ago.
and still retain the ability to function.
Monogram Monty is back!
(sniffing)
Oh, no. None of those pricey store-bought cubes.
Tell me, Jay.
This is awful!
MOE: Don't take it.
Jay G seduced me with cobbler.
♪ After the dancers' leaving ♪
♪ Like Gollum did precious ♪
Aah!
♪ And you spent your mind out ♪
And a little bit to Baz Luhrmann.
You've flown south for the winter with my heart.
Nothing in a blanket?
Mmm. (kisses)
And you're gonna write it.
and a store to support.
Mr. Burns, your bill came from the Obsidian Card.
♪ Time for the truth to be paid off ♪
(hoofbeats)
Are you sure you're not spending too much money?
You seem glum, sir.
Do I hear $50,000?
Jay, I don't understand. I thought we were friends.
Jay G and D-O-double-G.
I'm hungry!
Well, you spend enough time in the Hamptons
Just looking.
Hand-sawn and tong-carried.
and it said...
- (brays) - (Smithers screams)
No spending limit, no store has ever heard of it.
between the last tycoon of the Jazz Age
I hope this bite never heals.
You've got to splash the cash,
(indistinct chatter)
And all they can do is stare blankly.
You're the dude who wrote The Rungs of Ruthlessness.
Maybe.
None of your business!
Ha, no way.
That's Blake Black.
Now he's really sobbing heavy.
just to bring you some ice.
Well, now you have to decide, once and for all,
♪ Took my handyman off a job ♪
but I wasn't having that.
Now that's what I call
Thanks for your help.