Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, all right. Come on. Calm down.
I'll be back for it.
- Well, I don't have a passport. - We'll get one in Miami.
Yeah? And why's that?
I can steal a car and nothing will happen to me?
And... But I'm...
No, no, no.
They don't deserve you.
Get yourself something nice.
You’re Watching Shameless On Showtime
Leave the lights off, please.
Yeah.
Bring me two Lexuses. Black if possible, 450-LSs.
...liberal do-gooder with a 2000-ghetto-kid caseload.
Ian didn't know anything about it.
Hey, we're heading over to the Tiki, grab a couple. Wanna come?
Lip. I'm sorry. I can't do it to him.
Life's messy, and people have secrets.
I'm sorry for what I said.
They pretend they don't, but they do.
Ian is in ROTC, wants to join the Marines.
Could have ended up in prison.
...then so am I. - Heh.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
But you and me...
Clean towels. You both need showers. You're rank.
Eddie!
And you, so young and sexy and taut and tight.
It was stupid.
You go back to Lip. I'll go back to your mother.
Where is who?
What?
Oh, mother of God.
- Where you going? - Karen's.
What are you afraid of?
Getting pretty good at that, huh?
- You paid for a house in cash? - It's a shitty neighborhood.
And that forgiveness is the first step on the stairway to heaven.
The grown-ups around here have got things covered.
Oh, wow, I gotta check that place out.
First class.
Gallagher!
So, what? You two geniuses stole a Porsche Cayenne, and what...