Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And he's like, "Oh, I got dogshit on my fucking foot."

I'm gonna clean up this broken glass.

I love Thanksgiving.

I know what's supposed to be there and what's not.

Are you gonna let your crazy mother talk to me like that?

...you become an expert at hiding the candy.

There's Head and Shoulders in the crapper.

I can see Auntie Momma's penis.

Pumpkin, why you trying to keep those two lovebirds apart?

I've had similar thoughts.

Well, maybe if you warn your father, he'll finally appreciate you.

The count's five Mississippi.

you got any fruit stripe gum?

You wanna dance, little lady?

Ask Earl Campbell what we did on the 50-yard line at the Astrodome back in '79.

I don't understand why you can do that, but we still have to live on spare change.