Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This spy stuff is awesome, and I bet I'd be totally awesome at it...

Yes, I'm me, you dumb idiot.

Why do we have fake bullets? Yeah, Krieger. Why do we?

Because that's what Dr. Benes and Dr. Hathaway kept saying.

...he's just down at the shore flipping hamburgers?

There’s a niche

Yes, Lana, I'm going with coincidence.

For the last time, assholes.

Free rooms. Because the only thing you are more than mean is cheap.

Eh, probably just a coincidence. Really? You're going with coincidence.

But do you remember why you ran away from home this time?

And if Archer's real identity is exposed to him too suddenly...

You hate everybody at work. I know. It's the only thing that gets me out of bed every morning. The hatred, Yes, the hatred

Do you think that's wise?

Pam. And it's not you I'm worried about. It's our pathetic villains.

Damn it, they're gonna ﬂank us. So you wanna throw that today?

Okay, I have had it. Well, not with j'accuse-cumbers.

...and I'm one of-- Well, frankly, I'm their best agent.

It feels like my brain's exploding.

Hamilton Beach 727 DrinkMaster.

Russian spies who think my name is Archer are trying to kill me?

Dually noted and disregarded